Jihad Universe 3.0 stories
Non-Jihad Related Short Stories
Barney: The Babysitter by Alex
Untitled essay by Jamal Qureshi.
Untitled essay by Shahrazad.
DragonFyr's Pronunciation on the State of the World and Happy Stuff (In Swahili with English subtitles), by Dan Jones
Barney vs. Individualism, by Terrell Henry.
Education, Commercialism and Barney, by Terrell Henry.
Barnee and the Antagonist, by Jeff Verzak.
"Barney & Friends" vs. "Sesame Street," A Comparison, by Aimee Yermish.
Untitled Essay by Amanda Van Rhyn.
The following works of creative fiction are in no way meant to represent nor misrepresent the Lyons Partnership, L.P., or their property Barney® the Purple Dinosaur or any other intellectual properties of the aforementioned Partnership, implicitly or explicitly. The fictional, demonic entity referred to as "B'harnii", "B'harne" and other nomenclature, only loosely based on the Barney® property, is not meant to represent nor tarnish the reputation of the Barney® property. Any potential use of the Barney® name falls within "fair use" as provided by 17 USC 1 § 107.
Warning: This section may contain descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised. As always, the Jihad does not condone Real Life violence against the Barney® characters, or any other living being.
Many of the early stories in alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die were not written about the Jihad. Some of these are the best-known classics of the "Barney Hater" genre of literature. As a public service, we present a few of these unaltered for your viewing enjoyment. The Archivist would like to thank the Tracy J, the Finder of Lost Posts, for all the help in tracking down and grabbing stuff from the halcyon days of 1994.
(UPDATE 03/2005) The Archivist would also like to thank Dopefish Justin for his dillgent work in tracking down a complete copy of Son Of Barney.
Brian Bull, aka Necktie Junction, was one of the most prolific and one of the best Barney-related fiction writers out there. In 2000, Brian departed the 'net to lead a full life out there in the real world.
The Versus Series
Barney Vs. Beavis & Butthead, by Mike Storke
Barney Vs. the Federation, by Eliezer Shlomo Yudkowsky
The B Files, by H. McDaniel
The Last Barney Show, by Chip Gore
Tales From The Gallows (A True Story), by Bradley S. Corsello
The Talons of Honor (part 1), by David Joseph Greenbaum (incomplete)